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The Secret Diary Of A Nine-Month-Old Baby

Ever wondered what your baby’s innermost thoughts might be? We have gained exclusive access to an extract from one nine month old’s diary. It’s a fascinating insight into the world of babies. 4.30am Weight: 18lbs 9 oz Milk Intake: 0 ounces Nappy …
sad boy hugging his mum

A Letter to My Four-Year-Old Son

Dear Son, Thank you for the numerous complaints you have flagged for my attention today. It is clear that today has been less than satisfactory and I hope to address each of your complaints in turn. Complaint One: Your Minor Head Injury …