{"id":2431,"date":"2019-06-06T19:56:36","date_gmt":"2019-06-06T19:56:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mumblog.co.uk\/?p=2431"},"modified":"2023-09-14T15:07:02","modified_gmt":"2023-09-14T15:07:02","slug":"ten-signs-you-have-watched-too-much-childrens-television","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mumblog.co.uk\/ten-signs-you-have-watched-too-much-childrens-television\/","title":{"rendered":"Ten Signs You Have Watched Too Much Children\u2019s Television"},"content":{"rendered":"
Yeah, yeah, we all know how we\u2019re not supposed to let our children watch too much television. We have all read how if we let our precious babies watch more than two-minutes and thirty three seconds of television per day then they will be destined to fail every GCSE going and be considered as \u201cTHAT Child\u201d by every teacher they encounter.<\/p>\n
BUT, when we\u2019re safely away from the prying eyes of Judgy-Pants-Mum who we met at the local NCT group, then we switch that brain-busting box on with glee, safe in the knowledge that it will give us at least 20 minutes of whine-free time. However, when you find yourself unable to sleep at 3am because you can\u2019t remember if the Peppa song is \u201cBong Bing Boo\u201d or \u201cBing Bang Bong\u201d then maybe you\u2019ve been exposed to a bit too much children\u2019s television.<\/p>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n And, you got ridiculously excited when you found out that the Natural History Museum<\/a> had made Andy\u2019s clock into an exhibit.<\/p>\n2. You\u2019ve Had The Theme Tune From Waffle The Wonder Dog<\/i> In Your Head For Two Months<\/h2>\n